Archive for March, 2007

Break From Seriousness

Hazard March 30th, 2007

After reading all the wordy crap Zorn posted recently, some lighthearted fun is in order.
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Alrighty, now that we have that out of the way, I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philidelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin’ relaxin’ all cool while shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said. “You’re movin with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air.”

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said “Fresh” and it had dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought,“Nah, forget it.” Yo homs to Bel Air!

I pulled up to the house around seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo homs! Smell ya later!” I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.

And you know this, maaaaaaaaaan.

Comparing Relationships to Religion.

Shane March 30th, 2007

In the face of evidence, people still believe in certain things. Even though there is tons of evidence suggesting that the Bible is wrong, people believe.

Now, take relationships. If things started happening that looked like my wife was cheating on me, I would investigate. I would approach her. I would not take it on faith that it was impossible that cheating could happen. I would trust her, BUT if hard evidence was given to me, I would approach her. (I am not talking about a random occurance, I mean something fairly substantial like a hotel bill for example.) And the key here is I LOVE HER, yet still, I would investigate. (hi honey :) )

Scientists have a mountain of evidence that Evolution is true, and Creationism is not. People gladly rely on science every day, yet in this one fact, they disagree.

Back to relationships. What happens if someone is given evidence that a spouse is cheating, and does nothing? ANY person who knows them will say things like “they are blinded by love, not seeing the truth” “They are listening to their heart and not their head” “they are hoping it’s not true, if people

Student suspended from school for wearing Pirate Costume.

Shane March 30th, 2007

I have to commend this kid for pushing the envelope. He was supspeneded from school for wearing a pirate costume.

He argues that it is part of his religious belief.

Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear ‘full pirate regalia’ as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

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This is hilarious, and yet, it pokes at a

9/11 Truth Discussed on the View - Rosie O’Donnell speaks out.

Shane March 30th, 2007

The 9/11 ‘Conspiracy Theory’ has pretty much hit the mainsteam as of today. Rosie O’Donnell is careful, she does not say the Government was the cause, she does not get into Tower 1 or 2, but she does say that it is impossible that WTC7 fell on its own, due to fire. She does say it would be the first time in history that a steel was melted by fire. She walks the line pretty well, not being too controversial. The statement though,

So Christians must not believe in Global Warming.

Shane March 28th, 2007

Wacko Christians think Global Warming is a good sign.Global Warming is a touchy subject, but aside from the debate over how much we affect warming on our planet, it struck me yesterday that Christians must not believe in Global Warming. They don’t believe in Evolution, and I don’t think there is *any* subject that scientists agree on more than Evolution.

So are people allowed to pick and choose? Can you choose not to believe in something as widely agreed upon as Evolution, but then believe in (agree with, I should say) Global Warming?

EDIT: oh my god it’s not a joke, people do disbelieve in Global Warming because they don’t believe in Evolution either. I googled ‘Christian Global Warming’ and the first page that comes up is:

Christian reluctance to jump on global warming bandwagon attributed to skepticism of evolution.

Now I am not saying its bad to disagree with anything, but to disagree for no reason other than you ‘feel its that way’ is crazy.

Funny pics are the theme of the day I guess.

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