yes, that is sarcasm. This post is dedicated to all the conservatives from Alabama that are Staff on gaming sites and brag about being in Mensa. You know I love you.
“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream”
“If you commit a crime, you’re guilty.” <- My personal favorite.
“Most people’s historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.” Hmm, where have I heard this before?
“Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.” Ok now we know he isn’t that bright.
“The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit. ” Ahh, gay bashing. Nothing proves you are a moron faster than a gay bashing quote.
“Why should Blacks be heard? They’re 12% of the population. Who the hell cares.”
“One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the homeless olympics…the 10-metre shopping cart relay, the dumpster dig, and the hop, skip, and trip.”
“If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people–I’m serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do–let the stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.”
“The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies”
Limbaugh: “The poorest people in America are better off than the mainstream families of Europe”
Reality: The poorest 20 percent of Americans can purchase
an average of $5,433 worth of goods with their income.
Meanwhile, in Germany, the average person can purchase
$20,610 worth of goods; in France, $19,200;
in Britain, $16,730 (World Development Report 1994,
published by the World Bank).
“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.”
Whats really funny is he probably hated the moveon.org ad. Freedom of speech works both ways.
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